remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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