Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Randomize