I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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