the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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