Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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