How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just cropdusted the office
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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