i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We need a shit load of segways right now
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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