I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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