We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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