I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I will pee on everything he values.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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