I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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