SEEEEXXX PLEASE
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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