Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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