Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
There's always time for handjobs
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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