I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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