booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
i think my cat just said my name.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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