Soap is not a condiment
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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