She even gives head with a lisp.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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