How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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