Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
false alarm, still single
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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