So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
should my penis look like a turkey
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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