Me too!
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I got inside last night via doggy door
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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