I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Every concussion has its silver lining
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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