I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
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