Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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