Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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