So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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