just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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