I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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