If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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