i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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