I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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