fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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