we have officially lost it.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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