Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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