he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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