brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What did we do last night that was yellow?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
and you fell through a lawn chair
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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