Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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