It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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