Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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