Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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