What should our trivia night team be named?
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I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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