i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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