fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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