South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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