She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
