I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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