Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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