goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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