Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
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